I heart Chuck Norris…
June 9th, 2007
I think I passed out for a few minutes after I read this article by Walker, Texas Ranger. Any article that contains the words:
“For that reason I believe theistic patriots need to be wise to atheists’ overt and covert schemes, exposing their agenda and fighting to lay waste to their plans.”
…and:
“For these liberal groups to win the war of ideological dominance, they know they must minimize the effects of Christianity, which many are doing (unbeknownst to others) behind the scenes through lobbying and legislation.”
…well, let’s just say I’ve found my favorite article ever. I have already bronzed it. I also printed part two on a quilt and now use it for my warmth at night. No one will win a war of ideological dominance against the Chucktator of Painland.
He goes on, by the way, to comment extensively on the continuing global wave of delight over “Chuck Norris Facts”.
I often visit his website so I can listen again and again to Chuck personally welcoming me to his website. I will often follow up that visit with a quick stop-over to this site to watch his commercial.
In all seriousness, his two articles on the threat of atheism were quite good, and right on the money. He really is a sincere and committed Christian, and that makes me really happy. And feel safe. For the articles really did make me giggle throughout as I came to the shocking and comforting realization that, in the fight against radical atheism, I’ve got Chuck Norris on my team.
My next prayer request is to read an article by Mr. T threatening to pity the fools who sign up for “Oprah Christianity”.
David
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12 Comments Add your own
1. Jeremy | June 9th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Chuck Norris Fact #760,231 - When Chuck Norris was denied Freedom of Religion in America by Atheists, he roundhouse kicked them so hard they became theists (to be blunt, he just kicked A)
2. Jeremy | June 9th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
oh, and since you mentioned Mr. T….going along with Chuck Norris fact #15: Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building….
If Mr T joined Chuck Norris’ side, they wouldnt just build the Highway of Holiness for the Lord’s return, the stones would assemble themselves in fear of their awesomeness….
Ah Chuck Norris, how near thou art to my heart whenst I am sorely tired…I should just go to bed now
3. Amanda B | June 10th, 2007 at 12:26 am
That was awesome. He’s quite a good writer, and apparently is able to adequately restrain his ferocity so as not to intimidate me away from reading.
But I have to admit, reading his stuff bunny trailed me to Answers in Genesis and I spent quite a bit of time reading around on it. I studied Creation science pretty avidly in high school, and it was fun to poke around in it again.
4. retroman | June 10th, 2007 at 5:06 am
Chuck is the real reason Joel Osteen smiles so extra wide all the time. CBB
5. Jenn S. (a.k.a. Ducky) | June 10th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
This definitely made my weekend. The best part is that no one would have pretended to be Chuck Norris to write these articles, because it’s common knowledge that Chuck Norris tracks down anyone stupid enough to pose as him and thumps ‘em good.
6. Vince | June 10th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Chuck Norris and Mr. T are the two witnesses in Revelation.
7. Idhrendur | June 10th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
*sigh* While those articles were awesome (and I followed many of the links around), I am sick beyond measure of Chuck Norris facts. Bleh.
8. Misty Cole (used to be Harms) | June 11th, 2007 at 2:36 am
Okay, it’s been forever since I looked at your blog….but as a Texas girl now living in New Zealand, I have not laughed that hard in ages. I’m going to have to do some research now. What is the Chuck Norris web-site?
9. David | June 11th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Good to hear from you Misty!
The Chuck Norris Website is his personal website for fans featuring a vocal welcome spoken in the most manly way possible.
I can’t get enough of that welcome message.
David
10. David Gagne | June 11th, 2007 at 8:52 am
What about Jack Bauer, where does he stand?
11. What if Chuck Norris were&hellip | June 11th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
[…] with the World Net Daily. Check out these juicy bits as you shred your wee-wee while watching reruns of Texas Ranger: Tattoo an American flag with the words, “In God we trust,” on the forehead of every […]
12. David | June 12th, 2007 at 7:13 am
After season 6? Not very tall, unfortunately. Literally. Keifer is a short dude.
You all may not want to click on the link above, BTW. Pros to Hos is a massively liberal site. I have no idea why they linked me up.
They may have thought I was being ironic, rather than the true devotee I am.
David
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