Wow! I am off tonight, just not right…
February 17th, 2007
…I think it was my decision to contribute to J-Mot’s “random facts” search - what I consider to be THE “American Idol” of random facts. In fact, I have no idea if “J-Mot” is even legal in 13 states or even the Motlong household, but that’s where I find myself tonight. Just punchy. In the same vein, I just held a private vote in which I have decided to personally attempt to popularize “S-Bald” as the new name for Stephen Baldwin. I’m sure it will catch on.
In fact, with Jono Combrink in front of me tonight in the Prayer Room, I think I’m going to christen him “J-Com”. It just sounds like he should have a knife between his teeth, camo face paint covering his face, and a Rambo bandanna tied around his head telling all the Viet Cong to run the other way. Now that I’ve brought it up, I think Rambo in the new millennium is simply going to be called “R-Bo” in the Sliker household. My kids WILL use the name “R-Bo” on a continual basis, I assure you. Especially when I talk to them about the Viet Cong.
This leaves me, however, with absolutely nothing to offer Randy Bohlender. At least K-Bo is covered with me.
Since we’re on the subject, I wonder where B-Steen is? He wandered away from his spot next to me in the prayer room in some kind of glazed stupor. I guess he could be off somewhere talking to M-Bick or Kay-Jay. I came up with Kay-Jay. I also came up with “Al-in-the-Hood”. I came up with it when I saw him talking to Stu-Greivous. They were both in the hiz-ouse, but left after a while. With Glo-Will. And E-Hack. I really love E-Hack.
Since no one reads this wordcast on Sundays (statistics are pretty conclusive on that point) I’m taking a disco holiday tomorrow, ’cause that’s what four year-olds do. Meekness Monday is coming. I’m sure, after this work of dry-aged brilliance you’re on the edge of your seat. You and D-Rob both.
D-Slike
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1. Brent Steeno | February 17th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
When you mention my name please link me. My blog stats have been down as of late. Ok D-Slike?
Im in a major funk tonight. I need a hamburger from P-Quigs.
2. marvin adams | February 17th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
so, would that make me just plain M-AD?
3. Ryan Freund | February 17th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
This is the most ridiculous post I’ve ever seen David….and sadly it reminds me of a conversation that my fiance overheard earlier today at Alterra coffee shop. As we were walking by two gentlemen, she overheard them talking about wanting to open up a new disco-tec in Milwaukee. Now that just sounds horrifying…and your post reminded me of it, leading me to the conclusion that this is a horrible post
…Who uses that word anyway? It is 2007, right? Disco-tec….it’s so before my time that I’m not even sure if that’s how you spell it.
4. avid blog surfer | February 18th, 2007 at 2:35 am
sliker is already knighted as slike-dizzle
5. Cathy | February 18th, 2007 at 6:39 am
It was nice meeting both you, D-Slike, and B-Steen last evening. Who knew we were meeting such hip characters? Looking forward to dinner…
6. Joe | February 18th, 2007 at 6:44 am
luv the name code
J-Mil
7. Tracie Loux | February 18th, 2007 at 6:51 am
Great Laugh! thanks dave!
By the way, THE John Loux was affectionately known as
J-Lo in his last employ…
T-Lo
8. Brent Steeno | February 18th, 2007 at 9:17 am
HA! Im Hip! Nice.
Tracie, I do not know If I would be proud of the fact that your husband was called J-Lo. I seem to remember a more famous J-Lo that I am not sure I would want to be aquainted with.
Ryan Fuend - Are you from Milwaukee? If you are I am as well. That is my home town and I do think they need a new Disco Tech!
On the subject of who uses the word Disco Tech - the majority of Africa still does. When I lived there that is what they called all their clubs, “Disco Tech”.
9. Scott | February 18th, 2007 at 11:26 am
I think this post is proof that the brain needs carbohydrates to function normally…
Then again, normal is so boring.
10. Ryan Freund | February 18th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Brent,
Thank you for showing me the true spelling of Disco Tech without drawing attention to my ignorance
And yes, I live in Milwaukee on the east end of downtown. I’m from IL originally, but came up to Cardinal Stritch for college. My fiance is from up here, though-New Berlin. And one of my best friends who is at FMA is from around here too-Cain Anderson. So, when I come down to visit him, I can sneak you some Alterra coffee if you let me know ahead of time
I mean what?!?! I’m not going to smuggle great coffee down to IHOP…..how dare you even suggest it!
11. David Gagne | February 18th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
I prefer D-Sly,or when I’m transcribing it’s D-guy-who-talks-too-fast
12. Shawn Blanc | February 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
If I lose my hair, “S-Bald” could become confusing.
It wouldn’t be the first time I was confused for a celebrity. I often get, “Are you Brad Pitt’s brother?”.
Also, Bon Jovi and I have matching superman tattoos on our right shoulders.
13. Tracie Loux | February 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Not proud of it one bit steeno,
just putting it out there along with the rest!
14. Emily Mea | February 19th, 2007 at 4:05 am
@ Ryan - what is normal? isn’t it just a setting on the washing machine?
15. Brent Steeno | February 19th, 2007 at 4:53 am
Ryan,
I love Altera coffee. It is one of the best I have ever had. I hate to say it but Higher Grounds does not compare to Altera. Bring me a ton when you come down!
We should connect some time in the future though. I will be back in Milwaukee possible this weekend.
16. Ryan Freund | February 19th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Brent,
If you do come home this weekend: I’m leading a retreat Friday and Saturday, but we’ll be back early Saturday evening. I know you’ll probably be busy seeing family and friends, but if you’d like to go for coffee with my fiance and I, that’d be great. We can hit up the Alterra by the lake.
You can get a hold of me via email if ya like-freundly@hotmail.com
Peace
17. Brent Steeno | February 20th, 2007 at 6:22 am
My sister and her family lives right by there. I hope we get a chance to connect.
18. Randy Bohlender | February 20th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I think I AM the new R-Bo. And I crowned you The Slike on my own blog a few days ago.
19. David | February 21st, 2007 at 9:31 am
I read that! I receive it. If you’re going to be “R-Bo”, though, you got’s ta wear the bandanna to prove it. And emerge from the brush to kill Viet Cong.
20. Steve and Amanda Offutt | February 23rd, 2007 at 10:02 pm
I prefer Ran-Bo, personally. Brings clarity, ya think?
21. David | February 24th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
I vote Ran-Bo.
22. The Dooms Day Prophet Lives | March 4th, 2007 at 7:09 am
Today is Sunday March 4, 2007. I am an unofficial prayer room web streaming junkie. I wrote this after standing in awe of watching the P.R. leader Matt Candler who was so un-perturbed when the following was going down.
I heard a fella praying this morning at Da-HOP.
He said, “Oh Lord I thank you that we can spit in the face of our enemy, Lord I just thank you that we can spit in the face of our enemy.”
Now that struck me as radical new teaching and I am looking for the root so to speak. Can you help me out someone please?
So in the search, never ending but fun, for truth we inquire politely as it were, as it is or as it will be.
My preliminary thoughts have taken on a rather mundane but safe direction, however if these idea’s do not produce we may have to head down a more esoteric highway.
1. Is that something that A. ‘InDa” Hood is teachin? Is it progressive, first in the face , then down the throat, then…?
2. Or was it a Mike teachin, the end-time culmination of my ‘Dad can beat up your dad…’?
3. Or maybe this cat saw Lou Engle casting out demons, one of them intense nose to nose moments where the spittle was rich, think and a spewing all over the place?
4. I guess it could be springing forth from the root of some of Dave “Doo-Da-Day’ Sliker’s teachin on Rev.13:10 and this is his new modus operandi for dealing with a sword bearing fanatic, drool and spit?
One thing I am sure is Cory ‘The Tater King’ Russell has nothing to do with it, unless it occured while he was working as a stuntman with Steve Bald-men-win.
Well gotta go, my mouse button got stuck and now it just won’t click,
TDDPL
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